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Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your [censored] Girl: You'll what? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your [censored]?

I borrowed this from another forum, but it's just too damn funny so I wanted to pass it on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This conversation is real.

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your [censored]. Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly *** Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it!

Many people think that it's what they say that makes the difference, but the truth is that it's actually how you say it.

Think about this for a moment: if you turn to your man with a goofy grin and in a squeaky voice you quickly say, BUT, if you slowly walk toward your man, put your hand on his chest and look seductively into his eyes before using a sultry, sexy voice to whisper in his ear, "I want you soooo bad right now" — then it's going to turn him on almost immediately. One is super hot and a major turn on for your man — the other is just awful.

Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Girl: Go **** yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my [censored] won't get hard for a week. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet [censored]. Boy: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your [censored].

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